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By all Means... MARRY!
  • Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debating ... Ray Bandy
  • I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. .. David Bissonette
  • Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired ... Robert Frost
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ... Sacha Guitry
  • After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
  • A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married woman, hope; to an old maid, charity. .. V.P. Skipper Hemant Joshi
  • If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ..Socrates
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ... Anonymous
  • Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. ... Dumas
  • The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
    does a woman want? ... Sigmund Freud
  • I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ... Anonymous
  • "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." ... Henny Youngman
  • "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." ... Sam Kinison
  • "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." .... James Holt McGavran
  • "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the
    second one didn't." ... Patrick Murray
  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
    • Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    • Whenever you're right, shut up. --- Nash
  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous
  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. ... Henny Youngman
  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ... Rodney Dangerfield
  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ... Milton Berle


  • Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. .... Anonymous
  • A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
    received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." ..... Anonymous
  • First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" .Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." ....Tanima Dubey
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