the Telephone: When you dial a wrong
number, you never get an engaged tone.
Mechanical Repair: After your hands
become coated with grease, your nose will begin
the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped,
will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell
the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have
a flat tire.
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting
someone you know increases, when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.
the RESULT: When you try to prove to
someone that a machine won't work, it will!
BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch
is inversely proportional to the reach.
RULE: People with the seats at the
furthest from the aisle arrive last.
COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for
a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you
to do something which will last until the coffee